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well

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hello there

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my name is nick knope

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and i was uh the director of the british

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ministry of defense ufo program

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in fact

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it's in my bio

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that i um the british fox mulder you

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know from x-files fame

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yeah i'm like the british version of uh

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fox mulder

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you may have heard of him

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right because i like investigate it

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ufos and strange things

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for the british ministry of defense i

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did

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so recently this wenker stephen cambion

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has come along and said that i lied

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about that

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and i gotta tell you

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i don't appreciate this american wanker

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steve campbell with his facts and his

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evidence

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and things like that

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saying that i am a liar

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so i told him that i would come here and

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i would take a lie detector test

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to prove that i

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told the truth

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when i told people

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that i investigated

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unidentified flying objects for the

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british ministry of defense

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yes i did

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additionally

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i told steve campion that he could hook

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me up to a lie detector oh by the way

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yeah

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test

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there's a polygraph examiner right here

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so i can prove that i

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am no liar

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all right

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stephen can be in this very bunch of

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of idiots watch this show

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i see a bunch of idiots in the live chat

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i also said i

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would be kind enough to answer questions

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from you bunch

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of idiots that watch this truth seekers

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show

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who cares about the truth

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the truth

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people want a good story right and me

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being a wanker myself during my lunch

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breaks don't tell anybody but i was

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getting paid to wipe one off in the in

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the bathroom of the british ministry of

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defense where i worked

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it's boring so goddamn boring

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so what i did is i invented a whole new

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reality for myself i did

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where i was a british fox moulder indeed

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and i investigated all the x-files for

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them british uh government types and

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then i gave them briefings right

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well no i didn't but you know i

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pretended that i gave the important

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people above me all the brave things

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about the aliens and the ufos and things

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like that

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i was doing pretty good with my scam i

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mean my uh career all right i was doing

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very good with my career

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where i was uh

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looking at it

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a lot of money coming in then ufo

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dollars with some good dollars coming in

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to me nick knope

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for being

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the british fox moulder

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you know i even got a redhead wife i

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call his scully and smack her on the bum

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sometimes i do

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all right well listen

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the purpose of my guest appearance here

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on truth zigger's show

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is to dispel the myth that i am a liar

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steve cambion

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with that filmmaker guy phil mentor what

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rubbish he is i tell you he's rubbish

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i stayed at his house

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his little stinky house says he's poor

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all right phillip mentor is poor and i

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am rich

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from my ufo calm i mean ufo career all

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right listen here's what i do

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i tell everyone that i was the director

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of a british ufo program all right

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don't matter if all i did was answer the

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phone

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sometimes people want to talk about ufos

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when i answered that phone

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and then i investigated things uh

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in my own way all right it was my own

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way of investigating things all right

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cry me man we're going

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don't ruin a good uh con i mean career

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while i got it going all right you may

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have seen me in such places as fox news

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and right underneath my name they say

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former director of the british ufo

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program which means

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the media don't get it wrong friends

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they never get facts wrong that means

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that it must be true that i indeed

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was the director of the british ufo

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program

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and steve kambian

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saying i'm a lawyer is kind of getting

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in the way of them ufo dollars rolling

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in i like them ufo bucks me does

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and who the hell is this guy to go

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around with his facts and his evidence

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with this goddamn philip mental guy

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uh they got documents that say all i did

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was answer the goddamn phone

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and now i've had to explain this [\h__\h] to

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people like i work for like stephen

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did you know

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that

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on the basement office

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underneath my name it used to say

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former director of the british ufo

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program but now because of you meddling

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kids right

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because of you meddling kids this

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and this stephen can be in slacker

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this wanker because of you people now

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when you look at the basement office

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episode the latest one it doesn't it no

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longer says former director of the

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british ufo program underneath my name

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now it says

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former

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civil servant

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well isn't that just boring as [\h__\h]

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nobody cares about our civil servant

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they care about the director of a ufo

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program so i invented my own reality

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and god damn it i believe it's real it

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must be real i don't lie to no one all

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right i didn't lie

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so stephen campbell

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said that i could come here and he would

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arrange for a polygraph exam

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and examiner and you can see i'm all

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hooked up here they've got a live

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detector guy here what the hell kind i

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came away from england for this

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and this guy start hooking all these

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wires up to me bombing me heart and me

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and me fingers and [\h__\h] and now i'm

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supposed to answer a series of questions

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uh from this stephen campion guard

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and i'm going to do it and i'm going to

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prove to all of you that i ain't no liar

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are you

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all right

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we got a list of questions

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by the way i see all you losers there in

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the live chat bunch of losers who what

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look at these names too

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oh my goodness what a bunch of losers

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watch this show why am i even here i

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flew all the way from england i did

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oh no wait i now i live in california

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because it's a lot easier to grift on

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you stupid americans when you live here

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right and and he got too much over in

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britain land or what whatever you call

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it england

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right the united kingdom

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but people there like this phillip

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mantle

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hope he dies in a mysterious plane

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crashed that one anyway uh

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over in england start getting too hot

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and people started saying that i never

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ran no british ufo program like i've

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been saying i did for years

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so i had to pack my [\h__\h] and get the

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hell out of there

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i never liked team crumpets anyway

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so anyway and by the way the food in

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england is terrible terrible terrible

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fish and chips is all we got the rest of

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it is

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garbage food you want to eat any of it

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i like california food especially

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gourmet restaurants we i spend a lot of

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you stupid american people's money on

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luxury items like champagne caviar and

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things like that you know

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so

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anyway i moved here to the united states

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so that i could get a lot of ufo dollars

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from you american stupid people

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because you the stupid american people

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i flew here from england i told this

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stephen camby and he better shut the

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hell up stop tell people i'm a liar

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without proof or i would sue him like

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you know a lot of people threaten to sue

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steve campbell because he talks about a

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[\h__\h] he does

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but in my case i meant it you know i

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said

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you either gotta give me a guest spot so

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i can prove i'm not a liar or i'm gonna

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sue you

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and i got american lawyers and

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everything

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so i came to the united states i did and

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i told everyone that i ran a british ufo

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program but it turns out well

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people said i didn't and people started

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digging up documents and evidence that

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proves that i never ran anything

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kind of proves according to these

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critics

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always a critic isn't there especially

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in the united states your bunch of

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wankers are all critics critics

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everywhere

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the critics say all i did was answer the

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telephone and then forward information

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to the people that really investigated

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the ufos well how do you explain the

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fact that someone once called me the

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british fox mulder they did

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and when i go on news programs not

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stephen street because he wised up and

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took away my fancy title he did

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thanks to people like phil mentor and

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stephen canby and and other people with

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they're getting in the way of my ufo

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money and i don't like anybody getting

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in the way my ufo money stay away from

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my ufo money a bunch of wankers

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so

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i come over here

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and you american people will be happy

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because now you got a british ufo expert

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doesn't matter if i never investigated

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anything i'm still a god damn expert i

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don't care what any of you i do not

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look

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it's about the truth didn't it it ain't

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about the truth

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well the truth is i'm a goddamn ufo

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expert and i don't care what stephen

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camden or philip mantle or steven street

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who the hell is that guy new york post

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is a rag

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the new york post is a goddamn rag and

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stim green street is a hack journalist

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who took away my fancy british director

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of ufo program title just because of a

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little bit

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just because of

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a little bit of facts and evidence

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not sick of this

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00:14:42,389 --> 00:14:40,079
so today i'm going i'm all hooked up

284
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:42,399
right we are all hooked up already

285
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:43,519
friends

286
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:46,800
i'm ready to yeah are you ready we got a

287
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:51,199
polygraph examiner standing by and i am

288
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:52,320
here

289
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:55,120
and i'm going to take this uh this lie

290
00:14:59,990 --> 00:14:58,000
detector all right but first before i do

291
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:00,000
that i'm gonna have to check in with the

292
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:01,760
live chat

293
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:03,440
and see oh

294
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:05,680
what a bunch of losers

295
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:10,160
stupid chat room

296
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:12,880
a bunch of losers

297
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:15,760
you'll all be happy all right especially

298
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:17,839
you american wankers you all will be

299
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:18,880
happy

300
00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:21,040
as a pig in mud right you should be as

301
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:22,880
happy as a peggy mud you bunch of

302
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:25,680
american wankers because now i came over

303
00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:27,040
here and now

304
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:30,079
you bunch of nerds you ufo nerds and

305
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:32,399
geeks and

306
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:35,680
bunch of space cadet people you all got

307
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:38,240
a british ufo expert don't matter if i'm

308
00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:41,040
just laughing you know live action role

309
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:44,480
playing sometimes i do that live action

310
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:47,360
role play with my wife

311
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:49,600
yeah

312
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:50,720
and then

313
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:53,360
sometimes me does it with steven green

314
00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:54,880
street oh

315
00:15:59,670 --> 00:15:57,279
that's too much information

316
00:16:02,310 --> 00:15:59,680
look uh i might be in love with mr green

317
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:02,320
street all right

318
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:04,800
he had that mustache it was it was so

319
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:07,360
poor and stash sexy i just couldn't help

320
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:10,240
myself all right i fell head over heels

321
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:12,880
for stephen green street with his porno

322
00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:15,920
mustache it's just so it's so sexy i

323
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:17,839
don't know what to do when i'm around

324
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:20,160
him i feel kind of funny you know kind

325
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:22,000
of like when you climb the rope in gym

326
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:23,839
class

327
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:26,000
all right now look back to the

328
00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:28,480
are you ready we got we got me all

329
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:31,279
hooked up to this lie detector and i'm

330
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:33,440
going to answer the series of questions

331
00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:36,240
provided by this stephen can be and

332
00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:39,199
prove that i ain't no liar i ain't

333
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:40,959
all right

334
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:45,600
screen so that you can all see the

335
00:17:01,189 --> 00:16:47,759
questions

336
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:01,199
all right

337
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:02,320
and uh

338
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:06,160
we're going to share these questions

339
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:08,319
all right let me read the first question

340
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:10,480
and i'm i'm ready are you ready to

341
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:12,720
administer the polling growth exam here

342
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:15,760
as large we're all hooked up friends

343
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:17,839
i've got the sensors up me butt and in

344
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:20,319
my heart and my finger and then the

345
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:24,160
other places did you put one on me [\h__\h]

346
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:26,640
you can if you want to no all right all

347
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:28,880
right look we got all the sensors all

348
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:32,320
hooked up to do lie detector here all

349
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:34,400
right that's what we're going to do

350
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:36,960
and i'm going to prove to the world and

351
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:39,440
to this stephen campbell guy that i

352
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:42,960
ain't no liar all right

353
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:44,960
all right

354
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:47,440
one moment here we're gonna get

355
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:51,120
get ready to answer the questions here

356
00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:54,000
oh my goodness

357
00:18:00,150 --> 00:17:57,679
i think we need some new glasses because

358
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:00,160
i can't quite see anything in here oh

359
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:02,559
all right all right all right first

360
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:04,320
question

361
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:08,160
campion that i'm going to prove i ain't

362
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:10,960
no liar here's the first question it

363
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:14,080
says were you really the director of a

364
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:17,280
british ministry of defense ufo program

365
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:19,120
again friends the first question where

366
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:21,679
are you really the director of the

367
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:25,360
british ministry of defense ufo program

368
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:27,919
oh i'm getting a little nervous here or

369
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:30,080
because i gotta take are you all right

370
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:32,240
i'm ready to answer yes sir all right

371
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:34,080
you want me to read it one more time he

372
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:35,760
wants me to read it one more time he

373
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:38,720
does were you really the director of a

374
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:42,480
british ministry of defense ufo program

375
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:52,310
did you have to start with the hard

376
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:54,720
questions really just uh are you sure

377
00:18:59,909 --> 00:18:57,520
this thing is working right

378
00:19:00,870 --> 00:18:59,919
i call bull on this i don't think i want

379
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:00,880
to take

380
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:03,840
wait i signed the contract i got to

381
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:06,160
answer all the questions

382
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:08,000
god damn it

383
00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:10,320
all right all right all right i got one

384
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:12,559
wrong all right maybe i lied once all

385
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:15,039
right maybe i lied once one little bitty

386
00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:18,480
white lie i'm still a ufo expert

387
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:21,919
all right the second question is

388
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:24,880
oh no i got i don't really what do i got

389
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:27,360
here i gotta answer all these questions

390
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:29,760
i already got paid for this

391
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:31,120
appearance

392
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:33,280
and i'm on the contract so i'm a man of

393
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:36,559
my word i'm not a liar it says did you

394
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:38,960
really investigate cattle mutilations

395
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:42,080
for the british ministry of defense

396
00:19:47,029 --> 00:19:44,480
are we ready all right the question my

397
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:47,039
friends is did number two did you really

398
00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:49,200
investigate cattle mutilations for the

399
00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:51,679
british ministry of defense

400
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:00,549
look you you gotta calibrate this thing

401
00:20:10,149 --> 00:20:07,110
all right all right

402
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:10,159
i i got so i lied a few times just two

403
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:12,559
little white lies don't mean that i

404
00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:14,559
ain't a good person or anything like

405
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:16,799
that i just like to pretend i'm the

406
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:18,480
british fox mold

407
00:20:23,029 --> 00:20:21,200
we all pretend right

408
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:23,039
some more than others all right all

409
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:23,760
right

410
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:25,520
the third question did you really

411
00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:27,919
investigate crop circles for the british

412
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:30,559
ministry of defense are we ready for me

413
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:32,559
to yeah we're ready for me to answer all

414
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:34,159
right the question my friends number

415
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:37,120
three is did you really investigate crop

416
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:38,799
circles for the british ministry of

417
00:20:43,669 --> 00:20:40,159
defense

418
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:43,679
uh yes i did investigate crop circles

419
00:20:52,149 --> 00:20:45,919
for the british ministry of defense i

420
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:53,750
all right

421
00:20:58,149 --> 00:20:56,080
maybe i lied about that one too all

422
00:21:00,070 --> 00:20:58,159
right wait uh

423
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:00,080
let me see all right we're up to number

424
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:01,679
four how many of these

425
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:04,000
goddamn questions so i i gotta answer

426
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:05,919
all these questions

427
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:07,120
come on

428
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:08,720
all right number four

429
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:10,960
did you really investigate cattle mute

430
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:13,120
relations for the british ministry of

431
00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:16,159
defense are we ready for me to answer mr

432
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:18,559
polly yeah all right

433
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:20,640
look man they got me all wired up here

434
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:22,960
got wires in my heart and my finger in

435
00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:25,360
me bum i tried to get him to put one on

436
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:29,039
me pekka but he won't do it

437
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:31,360
why won't you put one on me pekka all

438
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:33,600
right all right i'll answer the damn

439
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:34,720
question

440
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:39,120
did you really investigate cattle

441
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:41,360
mutilations for the british ministry of

442
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:43,679
defense

443
00:21:53,669 --> 00:21:52,789
damn this is a real good you must be

444
00:21:58,390 --> 00:21:53,679
like

445
00:22:00,070 --> 00:21:58,400
it is i thought it was one of them cheap

446
00:22:01,669 --> 00:22:00,080
ones that you could just

447
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:01,679
anyway

448
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:04,000
i'm on the contract here i'll answer all

449
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:09,750
number five did you lie when you said

450
00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:11,600
you had no experience or interest in

451
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:14,000
ufos before working for the british

452
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:17,200
ministry of defense

453
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:20,080
did i lie when i said i had no interest

454
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:23,120
or experience with ufos before working

455
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:25,440
for the ministry of defense no i told

456
00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:33,270
god damn it i don't think this lie

457
00:22:38,549 --> 00:22:35,679
detector's working right

458
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:38,559
i can't be lying this much can i

459
00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:41,039
well yeah i guess i can the test said i

460
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:43,919
am god damn it all right we're gonna

461
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:46,960
move on question number six

462
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:49,600
is the alien missing time encounter you

463
00:22:59,270 --> 00:22:51,440
describe in your book really about you

464
00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:01,510
oh i knew that one was going to get me

465
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:03,280
geez

466
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:04,960
all right we only got look i don't maybe

467
00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:07,440
i lied six times all right that's not a

468
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:09,679
lot of lies compared to some people i

469
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:11,760
mean everything you gotta compare me to

470
00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:14,720
the other ufo celebrities like david

471
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:16,799
compared to david wilcock and called

472
00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:20,080
good luck i barely lie at all right

473
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:21,039
geez

474
00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:22,720
this is a tough test

475
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:24,159
all right

476
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:25,760
number seven

477
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:28,880
did your influential rich father get you

478
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:31,120
your job at the br with the british

479
00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:32,880
ministry of defense

480
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:34,559
well first of all what kind of question

481
00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:37,760
is that who cares who got me my job

482
00:23:41,269 --> 00:23:38,799
this is

483
00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:41,279
i still gotta answer this

484
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:43,840
got me all hooked up to these wires and

485
00:23:47,590 --> 00:23:45,760
my bum is itching now

486
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:47,600
put probes in it

487
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:50,799
like an alien would all right

488
00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:53,360
question number six seven

489
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:56,080
did your influential rich father get you

490
00:24:06,549 --> 00:23:58,000
your job at the british ministry of

491
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:08,630
all right look my daddy worked in

492
00:24:13,029 --> 00:24:10,720
aeronautics all right he had some

493
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:13,039
influence and he got me a job

494
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:15,120
it happens a lot doesn't mean that i'm

495
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:17,840
some kind of wanker or liar or anything

496
00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:18,960
like that

497
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:20,960
wait i did lie once he got me the job

498
00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:22,400
didn't i

499
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:23,520
damn

500
00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:25,840
all right i'm getting sick of this how

501
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:28,400
many more questions do i got here oh

502
00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:29,679
jesus

503
00:24:34,149 --> 00:24:31,840
all right i'll answer the rested his

504
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:34,159
stupid laughter i don't think this lie

505
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:36,400
detector is working right friends i

506
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:38,559
don't think it's working well at all

507
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:41,200
because i'm i am no liar and just

508
00:24:46,870 --> 00:24:43,360
because this machine said that i lied

509
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:46,880
seven times now don't mean i'm no liar

510
00:24:50,149 --> 00:24:47,840
don't

511
00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:50,159
all right

512
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:52,159
next question

513
00:24:58,710 --> 00:24:55,760
did you lie about the calvin ufo poster

514
00:25:00,950 --> 00:24:58,720
hanging in your office

515
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:00,960
well everybody is talking aren't they

516
00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:03,679
about the calvin ufo photo and i'm the

517
00:25:07,630 --> 00:25:05,679
person that started talking about that

518
00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:07,640
and what was it

519
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:10,799
1996 i think it was yeah

520
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:14,080
i started talking about just answer the

521
00:25:19,110 --> 00:25:16,640
i'm sorry but the polygraph examiner is

522
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:19,120
telling me the arch just answered yes or

523
00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:21,760
no to this question so let's have it

524
00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:24,640
again yeah did you lie about the calvin

525
00:25:29,269 --> 00:25:26,799
ufo poster

526
00:25:36,549 --> 00:25:29,279
hanging in your office

527
00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:38,789
all right i lied about that too because

528
00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:41,120
there's a big problem with that and that

529
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:43,440
is that the photo was taken in black and

530
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:45,840
white and i said that the poster on my

531
00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:48,559
wall in my fake ufo

532
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:50,880
director's office it was secretary's

533
00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:52,480
office actually

534
00:25:58,630 --> 00:25:55,600
uh well anyway the poster i said it was

535
00:26:02,390 --> 00:25:58,640
a color blow up photograph poster of the

536
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:02,400
calvin ufo photo but it turns out that i

537
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:04,240
had to have been lying about that

538
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:07,360
because the photo originally my friends

539
00:26:11,909 --> 00:26:09,520
it was taken in black and white and i

540
00:26:14,149 --> 00:26:11,919
said i had a color maybe i colored it

541
00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:14,159
with crayons

542
00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:15,360
crayons

543
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:17,360
how do you american people say that

544
00:26:29,909 --> 00:26:18,880
crayons

545
00:26:33,350 --> 00:26:31,029
so i

546
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:33,360
look all this test said is that i lied

547
00:26:37,669 --> 00:26:35,520
like eight times like i said compared to

548
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:37,679
some people who lie a lot like jimmy

549
00:26:43,430 --> 00:26:39,760
church or you know

550
00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:43,440
oh that what about this sky on yesterday

551
00:26:47,029 --> 00:26:46,000
does jonathan reed he lies a lot more

552
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:47,039
than me

553
00:26:52,870 --> 00:26:50,400
right he ain't no doctor

554
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:52,880
then again i ain't no ufo program

555
00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:55,360
director either but you know

556
00:27:00,230 --> 00:26:57,600
all right so it only said i lied eight

557
00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:00,240
times it's not that bad friends

558
00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:02,640
it's not that

559
00:27:06,789 --> 00:27:05,440
this law detective guy said it is bad

560
00:27:08,549 --> 00:27:06,799
shut up you

561
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:08,559
we're all we're both getting paid for

562
00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:11,080
this stupid experiment in

563
00:27:16,230 --> 00:27:14,080
truthology right

564
00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:16,240
all right we only got a few more

565
00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:22,549
i gotta get one of these things right

566
00:27:27,269 --> 00:27:24,559
oh no

567
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:27,279
number nine the question is are you

568
00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:29,520
ready for me to answer all right

569
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:32,559
the question number nine the question is

570
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:35,520
are you really just into this ufo thing

571
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:37,200
for the money

572
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:39,919
yes i am

573
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:42,480
all right it didn't beep i finally told

574
00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:45,840
the truth friends oh my goodness i i got

575
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:48,480
one right i told the truth i told the

576
00:27:55,269 --> 00:27:51,360
truth yes yes i'm only in this for the

577
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:55,279
money yes yes friends i am only i am

578
00:28:00,789 --> 00:27:57,600
only in this for the money i finally got

579
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:00,799
one right friends i'm so happy i passed

580
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:02,880
one of the questions and i told the

581
00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:06,080
truth i told you people i'm no lawyer

582
00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:08,720
yeah yeah i'm just here for the money

583
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:10,799
all right i like it i like to roll

584
00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:13,840
around in the money with me wife and my

585
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:17,120
boyfriend stephen green street sometimes

586
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:18,240
hey

587
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:20,640
maybe i'll swing both ways don't judge

588
00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:23,279
don't judge me all right

589
00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:24,799
all right look

590
00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:27,520
uh i finally told the truth all right

591
00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:29,360
yeah i'm only in it for the money did

592
00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:32,480
you see that it didn't go off i told you

593
00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:34,399
i told the truth i tell the truth

594
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:37,520
sometimes when it suits me all right

595
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:39,760
all right we got one we got one more

596
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:41,840
question left and this stupid lie

597
00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:43,760
detector and by the way

598
00:28:50,149 --> 00:28:46,799
i i no longer believe in uh the

599
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:50,159
effectiveness or the believability of a

600
00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:52,320
lie detector test to determine uh

601
00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:54,320
truthfulness all right

602
00:28:58,630 --> 00:28:56,480
i i don't think that this thing is

603
00:29:03,269 --> 00:28:58,640
working right i'm not that big of a lie

604
00:29:07,029 --> 00:29:04,549
shut up you

605
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:07,039
the lie detector guy said i did lie at

606
00:29:10,389 --> 00:29:09,360
times no i didn't

607
00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:10,399
all right

608
00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:12,159
you don't maybe you don't know how to

609
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:14,880
work this stupid machine you got me

610
00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:16,640
hooked into

611
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:18,080
stupid

612
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:19,760
all right look

613
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:23,760
let's get to the final question then

614
00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:25,039
uh-oh

615
00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:26,640
look this one could get me in trouble

616
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:28,960
with me boss and me boyfriend steven

617
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:33,200
greenstreet i don't want to answer this

618
00:29:36,789 --> 00:29:34,559
oh you

619
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:36,799
all right i gotta answer this because

620
00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:38,480
now they're telling me

621
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:40,559
if i don't answer the final question

622
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:42,399
they're going to take the money for this

623
00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:48,870
so the question my friends just the

624
00:29:53,430 --> 00:29:51,279
final question is did you lie to stephen

625
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:53,440
green street about being the director of

626
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:03,750
no i did not

627
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:06,630
alright alright

628
00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:09,919
stupid lie detector all right maybe look

629
00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:12,640
i'm done with this taking this [\h__\h]

630
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:14,880
i'm not taking this bunch of nonsense

631
00:30:20,549 --> 00:30:17,200
you can take your wires and get that

632
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:20,559
get this probe out of me bum

633
00:30:24,549 --> 00:30:22,960
oh that feels so nice

634
00:30:26,789 --> 00:30:24,559
all right look

635
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:26,799
i'm done with the eye detector i'm not

636
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:29,760
doing this anymore it's not fair to

637
00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:31,039
expect me

638
00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:34,880
a ufo celebrity after all i am a ufo

639
00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:38,000
celebrity it's not fair not fair at all

640
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:39,360
to expect me

641
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:42,720
to tell people the truth about ufos

642
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:44,320
after all

643
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:46,640
almost every one

644
00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:50,559
of these ufo celebrities all

645
00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:52,640
them a little we just fib a little we

646
00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:55,120
don't lie to you we just fib a little

647
00:30:58,950 --> 00:30:56,080
bit

648
00:31:02,950 --> 00:30:58,960
so i lied about being the director of a

649
00:31:05,669 --> 00:31:02,960
british ufo program so i lied about

650
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:05,679
investigating cattle mute relations for

651
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:07,919
the british ministry of defense so what

652
00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:11,120
if i lied about investigating alien

653
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:12,320
abductions

654
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:15,200
for the british ministry of defense so

655
00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:18,080
if i lied about investigating anything

656
00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:20,240
for the british ministry of defense what

657
00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:21,600
if i didn't

658
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:24,320
who cares if i actually investigated

659
00:31:28,789 --> 00:31:25,760
anything

660
00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:28,799
look i did my investigation just fine i

661
00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:31,440
picked up the phone and i said hold on

662
00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:34,799
i am a secretary loser here in the

663
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:36,559
secretarial pool

664
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:38,640
and you need to talk to someone that's

665
00:31:42,389 --> 00:31:40,960
much more important than me and i will

666
00:31:44,549 --> 00:31:42,399
forward you along

667
00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:44,559
your information to them

668
00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:47,840
that's how i investigated them ufos i

669
00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:49,039
did

670
00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:55,440
and it's just simply not fair

671
00:32:00,549 --> 00:31:57,679
to condemn me just for telling a few

672
00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:00,559
fibs so what if i lied about never

673
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:03,200
having an interest or any experience

674
00:32:08,149 --> 00:32:06,000
with ufos before i worked

675
00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:08,159
for the government all right so what if

676
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:10,559
i lied to stephen green street and told

677
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:12,720
him that i was

678
00:32:16,789 --> 00:32:15,360
the director of some british ufo program

679
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:16,799
that didn't really

680
00:32:23,029 --> 00:32:20,080
exist right so what if i lie i just i

681
00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:23,039
didn't lie i filmed a little this lie

682
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:26,159
detector guy said it saying i did lie

683
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:27,760
nine times

684
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:30,159
look i got one right all right i didn't

685
00:32:36,870 --> 00:32:33,760
lie on one of them all right i got one

686
00:32:38,149 --> 00:32:36,880
the one about the money yeah yeah

687
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:38,159
i'm here

688
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,950
well

689
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:53,269
now you

690
00:32:57,190 --> 00:32:55,200
look there's a whole bunch of you losers

691
00:32:59,750 --> 00:32:57,200
there in the live chat so y'all put your

692
00:33:02,149 --> 00:32:59,760
questions or your comments from me you

693
00:33:03,029 --> 00:33:02,159
gotta put them in all capital letters

694
00:33:04,789 --> 00:33:03,039
right

695
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:04,799
you put them in the capital letters and

696
00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:07,120
then i'll be able to see them and then

697
00:33:13,269 --> 00:33:09,200
i'll answer some questions from you

698
00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:13,279
butcher ufo dog losers that watch this

699
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:16,159
tooth seekers guy

700
00:33:20,149 --> 00:33:18,960
can i get my damn glasses on all right

701
00:33:21,909 --> 00:33:20,159
there we go

702
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:21,919
all right so we got a bunch of you

703
00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:25,440
losers there in the lord chat we do

704
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:26,880
and uh

705
00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:28,320
yeah

706
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:30,960
questions for me please put them

707
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:32,640
uh nick no

708
00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:34,720
my name is nick knope

709
00:33:41,110 --> 00:33:38,080
you're gonna get true sicker soon

710
00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:41,120
sixth sense it's nick nobody's not pope

711
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:43,440
nope

712
00:33:54,389 --> 00:33:49,190
because

713
00:33:56,389 --> 00:33:54,399
i say i ran a british ufo program nope

714
00:33:59,909 --> 00:33:56,399
nope i did not

715
00:34:02,549 --> 00:33:59,919
i say i investigated cattle mutilations

716
00:34:05,350 --> 00:34:02,559
for the british ministry of defense nope

717
00:34:06,789 --> 00:34:05,360
i did not

718
00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:06,799
i say

719
00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:08,720
that i um

720
00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:10,560
investigate your crop circles for the

721
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:13,440
british ministry of defense nope nope

722
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:15,599
that's not true either

723
00:34:20,629 --> 00:34:18,240
i say i investigated alien abductions

724
00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:20,639
even when people get pulled from their

725
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:23,119
bed and anally probed

726
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:25,760
me i'm a big fan of when they get when

727
00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:28,560
them aliens get the anal probe out and

728
00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:31,839
start probing up the bum oh my goodness

729
00:34:34,629 --> 00:34:33,839
i'm a big fan of that

730
00:34:37,349 --> 00:34:34,639
yeah

731
00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:37,359
i like that sure do

732
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:41,040
all right so i will take you people very

733
00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:43,280
blessed because i will take some

734
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:44,480
questions

735
00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:46,480
and comments from you

736
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:50,079
a bunch of ufo losers and dorks

737
00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:51,200
right

738
00:34:55,430 --> 00:34:54,079
in in this stupid audience called truth

739
00:34:56,950 --> 00:34:55,440
seekers

740
00:34:59,750 --> 00:34:56,960
well you got your truth tonight all

741
00:35:03,829 --> 00:34:59,760
right i lied nine times all right i lie

742
00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:03,839
a lot all right but i still get them ufo

743
00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:06,320
dollars and then ufo money keeps on

744
00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:09,440
coming in even though i'm alive

745
00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:11,839
and i lied about my background and what

746
00:35:16,550 --> 00:35:13,200
i did

747
00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:16,560
all right so did luis elizondo nobody is

748
00:35:23,510 --> 00:35:20,800
uh making him take a lie detector right

749
00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:23,520
why didn't you give lou elizondo a lie

750
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:26,240
detector it's not fair

751
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:28,640
just look he said he worked for the

752
00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:30,640
pentagon and ran uh

753
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:31,520
you

754
00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:33,440
the american

755
00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:36,000
ufo program what was it called a tip

756
00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:37,839
right

757
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:39,599
he lied

758
00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:42,320
why you gotta be so tough on me

759
00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:44,240
all right we'll take some questions from

760
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:51,270
mr poop have you researched randallson

761
00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:53,680
as well and have some secretary clinton

762
00:35:58,150 --> 00:35:56,000
yes i'm in possession of classified

763
00:35:59,910 --> 00:35:58,160
information and i'm not telling you our

764
00:36:03,190 --> 00:35:59,920
warrior

765
00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:03,200
what do i care about you mr uh our

766
00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:04,480
warrior

767
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:07,440
i don't care nothing what you say you're

768
00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:08,800
a wanker

769
00:36:13,109 --> 00:36:10,240
all right

770
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:13,119
where did you put your pool stir with

771
00:36:17,190 --> 00:36:15,040
the craft well

772
00:36:20,069 --> 00:36:17,200
uh it was it's all classified

773
00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:20,079
complicated look uh

774
00:36:25,589 --> 00:36:22,480
you're just a loser or

775
00:36:27,829 --> 00:36:25,599
and i got clearance or i only i got

776
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:27,839
clearance to know where the damn poster

777
00:36:35,589 --> 00:36:31,200
went or where it is all right and i

778
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:37,349
all right

779
00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:39,119
we've got a question from richard

780
00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:41,440
crowley who says

781
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:44,800
if aliens exist would th what the what

782
00:36:49,349 --> 00:36:46,720
what the hell is that

783
00:36:53,430 --> 00:36:49,359
what is th

784
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:53,440
i don't know what is asking about right

785
00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:55,599
does nick pope think travis what case

786
00:37:00,630 --> 00:36:57,920
was real yeah yeah it's all real it's

787
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:00,640
all real we got we gotta tell everybody

788
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:03,200
that all the goddamn ufo stories are

789
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:06,000
true even this guy yesterday what's his

790
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:07,760
name

791
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:11,280
jonathan reed dr jonathan reed look it

792
00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:13,200
don't matter that he ain't really no

793
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:15,119
doctor

794
00:37:19,109 --> 00:37:17,440
doesn't mean he didn't beat up an alien

795
00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:19,119
in the forest and drag it home and put

796
00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:20,960
it in his freezer and talk to it for

797
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:22,640
nine days

798
00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:24,720
all right maybe the story is true but

799
00:37:27,670 --> 00:37:26,800
his education he just fibbed a little

800
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:27,680
bit

801
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:29,359
look we gotta make sure that people

802
00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:31,359
believe these stories so i tell

803
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:33,920
everybody all the stories are real ain't

804
00:37:35,589 --> 00:37:34,720
they

805
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:35,599
yeah

806
00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:37,599
all the stories are real ain't they

807
00:37:41,349 --> 00:37:38,880
there is

808
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:41,359
all of them is real friends

809
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:44,480
them aliens are real

810
00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:46,960
you versus richard dolan who win why

811
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:49,119
beat richard dolan like a stone door and

812
00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:50,960
a hurricane i would

813
00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:53,040
yeah

814
00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:55,280
he's a little [\h__\h] he is

815
00:38:01,270 --> 00:37:57,760
little wanker

816
00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:01,280
he thinks he's a tough guy right

817
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:03,520
oh

818
00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:05,920
he used to say his wife was harder than

819
00:38:09,349 --> 00:38:07,839
mine well whose wife's harder now

820
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:09,359
richard dolan

821
00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:10,800
right

822
00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:13,280
because me i still got me wife and you

823
00:38:16,310 --> 00:38:15,040
ain't got one now

824
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:16,320
all right

825
00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:19,520
what we got next here uh

826
00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:22,160
mr poop have you researched oh yeah we

827
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:23,839
answered this one already from that

828
00:38:28,870 --> 00:38:26,480
loser we're gonna answer a few more

829
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:28,880
questions from the loser gallery i mean

830
00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:31,760
the peanut gallery here

831
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:33,839
all right

832
00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:40,790
did you say linda moulton howe in the

833
00:38:45,109 --> 00:38:43,200
rental some forest back in 1980 yeah i

834
00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:45,119
said good too

835
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:48,240
you know what i did i did it doggy

836
00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:51,520
because she likes animals

837
00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:54,000
you know what i told the polar bear i

838
00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:56,079
said you and me baby we ain't nothing

839
00:39:00,630 --> 00:38:58,480
but mammals so let's do it like they do

840
00:39:02,069 --> 00:39:00,640
in the discovery channel and i bent her

841
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:02,079
over a stump

842
00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:03,760
all right look this is getting too

843
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:06,240
personal don't want to continue to talk

844
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:09,040
about this all right

845
00:39:14,069 --> 00:39:11,440
don't want to talk about this any more

846
00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:14,079
questions from me

847
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:16,000
put them in capital letters all right

848
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:17,200
i'm having a little trouble with the

849
00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:19,040
glasses today

850
00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:21,200
all right hey nick are there plans to

851
00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:23,359
marry stephen green street

852
00:39:29,349 --> 00:39:25,920
yeah we may do a little ceremony like a

853
00:39:33,589 --> 00:39:29,359
binding maybe a wicked thing or or maybe

854
00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:33,599
uh you know i'll making my console or or

855
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:36,320
whatever he's just look sweet caroline

856
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:40,480
he's so sexy with that 70s 1970s porn

857
00:39:46,069 --> 00:39:43,200
guy mustache that i just

858
00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:46,079
oh he makes me wet in my knickers when i

859
00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:48,560
think about him oh

860
00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:49,920
all right

861
00:39:59,829 --> 00:39:57,760
receive a medal from the ministry of

862
00:40:02,870 --> 00:39:59,839
defense for solving the great

863
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:02,880
paper clip shortage look i was more than

864
00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:05,760
goddamn secretary i don't care what

865
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:09,040
their notes say i don't care what them

866
00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:11,760
letters from the ministry of defense

867
00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:12,800
say

868
00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:15,040
i was more than a secretary i did not

869
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:17,119
worry about no paper clips i was

870
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:20,000
investigating aliens beat baker

871
00:40:25,349 --> 00:40:22,400
and i was looking for them aliens

872
00:40:27,829 --> 00:40:25,359
uh in between mailing letters and

873
00:40:33,109 --> 00:40:27,839
answering the phone and things like that

874
00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:36,150
do you still inspect the crop circles oh

875
00:40:39,829 --> 00:40:37,040
yeah

876
00:40:42,069 --> 00:40:39,839
i love them we all go in the middle and

877
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:42,079
we all start cranking one

878
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:44,880
at the same time and then there's this

879
00:40:51,109 --> 00:40:48,480
release of orgasmic energy you may have

880
00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:51,119
heard this david wilcock he talks about

881
00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:53,440
the orgasmic energy

882
00:40:59,270 --> 00:40:56,400
and we all crank one out inside the crop

883
00:41:02,069 --> 00:40:59,280
circle we do and then right when we all

884
00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:02,079
bust a nut there's all this orgasmic

885
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:09,910
at least that's what what they say i

886
00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:12,480
just go there crank one out i did

887
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:14,400
yeah all right

888
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:16,800
richard crowley uh is there another

889
00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:19,280
meaning by the basement office hey what

890
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:21,440
happens in the basement or for stays in

891
00:41:25,829 --> 00:41:24,720
the basement office but i will tell you

892
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:25,839
that

893
00:41:31,109 --> 00:41:28,079
stephen grinscreen

894
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:31,119
is a freak all right he's a freak and he

895
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:33,760
got himself a pleasure room down there

896
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:35,920
in that basement office right next to

897
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:38,880
the basement office is the pleasure room

898
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:40,720
and if you're real nice to him maybe

899
00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:42,960
he'll take you in there

900
00:41:46,870 --> 00:41:44,960
richard crawley

901
00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:46,880
looks like you've got a nice porn

902
00:41:53,589 --> 00:41:51,200
mustache too i like that yeah i do maybe

903
00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:53,599
just come visit us in the pleasure room

904
00:41:57,510 --> 00:41:55,680
at the basement office

905
00:41:59,030 --> 00:41:57,520
all right

906
00:42:01,349 --> 00:41:59,040
are you in love with green street are

907
00:42:03,990 --> 00:42:01,359
you lovers um i refuse to answer any

908
00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:04,000
more questions truthfully so no no we're

909
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:14,069
all right

910
00:42:20,069 --> 00:42:18,069
world and chaos 76 uh says what does

911
00:42:21,829 --> 00:42:20,079
they say they say how do you look at

912
00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:21,839
yourself in the mirror every day just

913
00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:25,280
like this yeah i go boy i'm a sexy beast

914
00:42:29,430 --> 00:42:26,560
i am

915
00:42:32,069 --> 00:42:29,440
that's how i do it look i'm not stealing

916
00:42:34,309 --> 00:42:32,079
ufo money and most of people i work for

917
00:42:37,109 --> 00:42:34,319
just stupid people that don't check on

918
00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:37,119
nothing they don't so it ain't my fault

919
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:38,720
look i go in there and tell them i'm the

920
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:40,800
king of england they believe it they

921
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:43,280
don't check all right it ain't my fault

922
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:44,880
they didn't check that i really didn't

923
00:42:49,430 --> 00:42:47,200
run no british ufo program and i made

924
00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:49,440
that [\h__\h] all up so i could make some

925
00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:51,119
money

926
00:42:57,510 --> 00:42:54,720
complicated

927
00:42:59,670 --> 00:42:57,520
the hell kind of comp lizard cop lizard

928
00:43:03,670 --> 00:42:59,680
the hell kind of name is it

929
00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:05,190
all right look

930
00:43:10,309 --> 00:43:07,680
complicated asked did you once have a

931
00:43:12,950 --> 00:43:10,319
crush on agent scully dressed up like a

932
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:12,960
green street yes i did

933
00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:15,040
all right

934
00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:17,520
and i ain't gonna say no more than that

935
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:18,720
all right

936
00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:21,280
i like to put stephen green street in a

937
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:22,560
red wig

938
00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:24,960
all right and cole and scully i make him

939
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:27,200
call me mulder when we do our play

940
00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:29,440
things all right

941
00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:30,720
but you're getting

942
00:43:36,069 --> 00:43:34,000
look you bunch of ufo geeks and losers

943
00:43:38,630 --> 00:43:36,079
are getting way too personal all right

944
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:38,640
no more questions about me sex life all

945
00:43:50,470 --> 00:43:47,910
did someone in the box office ever give

946
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:50,480
you a top i said no more questions about

947
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:53,040
me sex life it's too personal all right

948
00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:54,800
you want to ask me about all of the

949
00:43:58,950 --> 00:43:57,520
things i investigated for british ufo

950
00:44:00,550 --> 00:43:58,960
program

951
00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:00,560
well that'll be quick because i never

952
00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:02,640
investigated nothing

953
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:06,240
oh i forgot all right look i forgot

954
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:07,280
all right

955
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:09,839
am i friends with jeremy doorbell yes i

956
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:13,040
am i think he's got a sexy beard too

957
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:15,760
i'd like to be a bottom for him yes i

958
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:17,760
would all right

959
00:44:22,309 --> 00:44:20,000
b baker asked did you win a medal for

960
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:22,319
the ministry of defense shut up no we we

961
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:29,670
were you required to get in

962
00:44:34,470 --> 00:44:32,079
under the table i mean what yeah it was

963
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:34,480
the 80s there was a lot of cocaine

964
00:44:38,390 --> 00:44:36,560
and a lot of jerking going off and

965
00:44:41,030 --> 00:44:38,400
that's all i'm going to say about it all

966
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:41,040
right i will not comment further on the

967
00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:43,440
jerking off

968
00:44:49,030 --> 00:44:46,400
i will not comment on the on on

969
00:44:51,109 --> 00:44:49,040
the vaseline parties let's just call

970
00:44:55,270 --> 00:44:51,119
them what they were all right they were

971
00:44:59,109 --> 00:44:57,670
all right my gosh it's hot in here

972
00:44:59,910 --> 00:44:59,119
well

973
00:45:01,510 --> 00:44:59,920
look

974
00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:01,520
we're going to take a short musical

975
00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:04,480
break if i can find

976
00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:06,480
we're going to take a dancing aliens

977
00:45:12,470 --> 00:45:08,960
brick i i kind of like i like that

978
00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:12,480
better i like this idea better

979
00:45:20,309 --> 00:45:17,510
sweet caroline right

980
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:20,319
neil diamond by the way you stupid

981
00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:22,880
wanker stephen camden last night steve

982
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:26,000
camby and saw sweet caroline and said i

983
00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:30,240
always think in the song by uh uh uh uh

984
00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:33,920
because steven campion is stupid he is

985
00:45:37,349 --> 00:45:35,920
it was neil diamond who's saying that

986
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:37,359
beautiful song

987
00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:40,160
hello beautiful lady

988
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:42,800
sweet sweet caroline yeah it does make

989
00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:44,839
me think of the song

990
00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:48,400
oh fresh meat how sweet

991
00:45:51,190 --> 00:45:49,440
all right

992
00:45:53,589 --> 00:45:51,200
look uh we got

993
00:45:55,190 --> 00:45:53,599
very hot in here and they told me that

994
00:45:57,030 --> 00:45:55,200
they would give me some proper british

995
00:46:00,150 --> 00:45:57,040
iced tea

996
00:46:02,710 --> 00:46:00,160
during the break

997
00:46:04,550 --> 00:46:02,720
honestly i need some liquor right now

998
00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:04,560
right or a couple

999
00:46:11,109 --> 00:46:08,079
18 pints of alcohol infused beverages

1000
00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:11,119
because i just failed a lot

1001
00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:13,200
no i didn't feel it i passed a lie

1002
00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:15,280
detector because i got one question

1003
00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:17,680
right right

1004
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:19,599
shut up you

1005
00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:22,960
the lie detector guy said i lied on nine

1006
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:25,920
of 10 questions and therefore i failed

1007
00:46:29,589 --> 00:46:28,800
the lie detector test i don't believe it

1008
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:29,599
no

1009
00:46:34,069 --> 00:46:32,400
i don't believe it at all i don't all

1010
00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:34,079
right wait

1011
00:46:38,950 --> 00:46:36,160
i've got to

1012
00:46:41,270 --> 00:46:38,960
take that down

1013
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:41,280
sixth sense is encouraging people to

1014
00:46:44,230 --> 00:46:43,280
become a truth seekers member where you

1015
00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:44,240
can get

1016
00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:46,880
all the patreon benefits plus a bunch of

1017
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:49,119
uh what are they youtube benefits you're

1018
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:51,119
getting them the badge and everything

1019
00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:53,760
but look why do i care about stephen can

1020
00:46:59,190 --> 00:46:56,800
be making money i don't care about me

1021
00:47:01,109 --> 00:46:59,200
and this stephen cambion fellow is

1022
00:47:03,670 --> 00:47:01,119
messing up my money

1023
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:03,680
he's messing with my money i'm trying to

1024
00:47:08,309 --> 00:47:06,000
make some good

1025
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:08,319
ufo dollars i am

1026
00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:10,880
and he's messing it up with

1027
00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:12,400
you people

1028
00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:14,640
people with your facts and your evidence

1029
00:47:19,109 --> 00:47:17,599
and things like that i don't like it i

1030
00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:19,119
don't like it you're messing up the

1031
00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:21,680
grift all right i'm trying to still tell

1032
00:47:26,470 --> 00:47:23,920
people i ran a british ufo program and

1033
00:47:29,829 --> 00:47:26,480
even stephen green street had to change

1034
00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:29,839
me title on his show

1035
00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:32,480
now i'm his [\h__\h] i am

1036
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,870
what we're gonna do here

1037
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:43,030
oh no

1038
00:47:48,069 --> 00:47:45,040
yeah

1039
00:47:50,069 --> 00:47:48,079
well we're going to take a word from our

1040
00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:50,079
sponsors

1041
00:47:56,309 --> 00:47:53,359
which really is uh the grub-a-thon right

1042
00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:56,319
it's a grab-a-thon because uh you can

1043
00:48:01,589 --> 00:47:58,720
help with this stupid truth seeker show

1044
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:01,599
but you you can use the super chats

1045
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:03,760
that's down there the money button in

1046
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:05,359
the live chat

1047
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:09,200
or you can send a paypal donation right

1048
00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:10,000
or

1049
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:15,760
in the description here in this video so

1050
00:48:19,190 --> 00:48:17,680
we're going to take a break and when we

1051
00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:19,200
return

1052
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:22,000
do i really gotta read them all

1053
00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:23,760
yeah

1054
00:48:28,309 --> 00:48:26,400
according to my contract i gotta read

1055
00:48:30,549 --> 00:48:28,319
all the super chats no matter what you

1056
00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:30,559
write i gotta read it so if you wanna

1057
00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:32,839
send a super chat that says

1058
00:48:41,589 --> 00:48:39,190
in bed

1059
00:48:44,069 --> 00:48:41,599
i'm gonna have to read that

1060
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:44,079
this could get interesting right

1061
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:46,000
whatever you want me to read put into

1062
00:48:50,069 --> 00:48:48,160
the super chat or if you're just feeling

1063
00:48:51,670 --> 00:48:50,079
generous and you want to help this steve

1064
00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:51,680
can be bloke

1065
00:48:56,710 --> 00:48:54,319
with his truth and his facts and his

1066
00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:56,720
evidence and things like that

1067
00:49:01,750 --> 00:48:58,720
then you could send a super chat or you

1068
00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:01,760
could send a paypal or cash app and

1069
00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:04,720
we'll read and thank all you people when

1070
00:49:09,510 --> 00:49:06,240
we return

1071
00:49:11,109 --> 00:49:09,520
so uh we're going to take a short break

1072
00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:11,119
and in the meantime we're going to hear

1073
00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:13,440
from trixie loose we are

1074
00:49:17,990 --> 00:49:14,880
i like her

1075
00:49:18,870 --> 00:49:18,000
oh did you see the set of jugs on her

1076
00:49:20,710 --> 00:49:18,880
oh

1077
00:49:22,549 --> 00:49:20,720
all right um

1078
00:49:24,870 --> 00:49:22,559
we're going to take a short break and

1079
00:49:28,069 --> 00:49:24,880
when we return we're going to thank all

1080
00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:28,079
you kind and generous benefactors for

1081
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:31,200
throwing a few bucks into this guy's uh

1082
00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:32,240
alright

1083
00:49:43,270 --> 00:50:31,270
[Music]

1084
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,870
so

1085
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:42,870
[Music]

1086
00:51:55,140 --> 00:50:44,370
do

1087
00:52:37,990 --> 00:52:34,130
[Music]

1088
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,990
so

1089
00:52:43,000 --> 00:54:05,910
[Music]

1090
00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:07,080
my

1091
00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:20,150
i've been so alone

1092
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:30,430
forgotten by the world

1093
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:33,980
forgotten to myself

1094
00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:43,650
is

1095
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:03,990
[Music]

1096
00:55:11,030 --> 00:55:08,270
as you lost yourself inside me

1097
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:11,040
[Music]

1098
00:55:31,069 --> 00:55:15,450
i memorized the way our legs

1099
00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:42,240
waking up beside you

1100
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:54,870
[Music]

1101
00:56:02,950 --> 00:55:58,549
at night i cling to you

1102
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:09,410
afraid the day will come

1103
00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:14,950
[Music]

1104
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,890
away

1105
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:41,829
[Music]

1106
00:56:49,109 --> 00:56:45,590
reflected in the bathroom

1107
00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:49,119
[Music]

1108
00:56:58,490 --> 00:56:52,880
and i memorized you naked single wets

1109
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:08,510
[Music]

1110
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:15,150
waking up beside you

1111
00:57:38,829 --> 00:57:30,490
[Music]

1112
00:58:07,190 --> 00:57:43,040
so forgot how much

1113
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:36,710
the is and played upon your body

1114
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:37,930
is

1115
00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:54,130
[Music]

1116
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:59,870
[Laughter]

1117
00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:04,360
waking up beside you

1118
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:21,190
you

1119
00:59:25,910 --> 00:59:23,990
well all right then we're back

1120
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:25,920
my name is nick knope

1121
00:59:32,549 --> 00:59:29,440
and i ran a british ufo program

1122
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:32,559
even though uh this stupid lie detector

1123
00:59:37,190 --> 00:59:35,520
to nest today said i didn't you know i

1124
00:59:39,349 --> 00:59:37,200
thinned on that one

1125
00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:39,359
right now we're gonna read

1126
00:59:45,910 --> 00:59:42,400
all the super chats and uh thank all the

1127
00:59:48,309 --> 00:59:45,920
supporters of this guy stephen campion

1128
00:59:49,910 --> 00:59:48,319
who proved i lied when i said i read

1129
00:59:52,710 --> 00:59:49,920
look

1130
00:59:53,829 --> 00:59:52,720
this is the world we live in now right i

1131
01:00:01,190 --> 00:59:53,839
got

1132
01:00:02,950 --> 01:00:01,200
people's things right

1133
01:00:05,030 --> 01:00:02,960
and then i'm leaving right i'm going to

1134
01:00:07,190 --> 01:00:05,040
store more for this [\h__\h] whole set of

1135
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:07,200
yours

1136
01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:09,760
looks like a goddamn

1137
01:00:14,950 --> 01:00:12,480
dungeon in here something he's into some

1138
01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:14,960
weird things as stephen can be in the

1139
01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:15,839
ears

1140
01:00:18,630 --> 01:00:17,200
all right

1141
01:00:20,390 --> 01:00:18,640
we're going to start with these super

1142
01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:20,400
chats then we're going to read the

1143
01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:23,839
paypal pledges or cash up there's

1144
01:00:27,990 --> 01:00:25,599
instructions in the in the description

1145
01:00:30,390 --> 01:00:28,000
of video if you want to help this stupid

1146
01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:30,400
stephen can be and expose more of these

1147
01:00:36,230 --> 01:00:33,599
gritters like me i mean like uh

1148
01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:36,240
jonathan reed and these other fakers i'm

1149
01:00:39,910 --> 01:00:38,000
not a faker

1150
01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:39,920
i did work for the british government

1151
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:40,880
you know

1152
01:00:45,349 --> 01:00:43,040
i answered the phone better than anyone

1153
01:00:48,069 --> 01:00:45,359
there all right i did

1154
01:00:51,829 --> 01:00:50,549
all right this is by somebody named

1155
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:51,839
spooky

1156
01:00:57,829 --> 01:00:52,640
what

1157
01:00:59,349 --> 01:00:57,839
all right i already failed it all right

1158
01:01:01,430 --> 01:00:59,359
i lied

1159
01:01:03,589 --> 01:01:01,440
when i said my daddy didn't get me my

1160
01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:03,599
job be dead all right

1161
01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:05,680
are you happy now

1162
01:01:14,230 --> 01:01:09,839
and by the way what the hell kind of

1163
01:01:17,109 --> 01:01:14,240
trader are you you siding with these uh

1164
01:01:20,390 --> 01:01:17,119
american rebels over here right you're

1165
01:01:25,030 --> 01:01:20,400
not siding with british people like me

1166
01:01:28,630 --> 01:01:25,040
you said in british pound 179 right

1167
01:01:33,829 --> 01:01:31,349
you wanna made that thumbnail too i

1168
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:33,839
heard i'm gonna come and find you over

1169
01:01:40,549 --> 01:01:37,040
there you're in england ain't yes

1170
01:01:42,470 --> 01:01:40,559
yeah i'm gonna come and get you spooky

1171
01:01:44,950 --> 01:01:42,480
i'm gonna come and get you

1172
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:44,960
it ain't funny what you did there

1173
01:01:51,349 --> 01:01:47,760
right making me look like brad pitt

1174
01:01:54,630 --> 01:01:51,359
was it uh no leonardo dicaprio i know

1175
01:01:56,390 --> 01:01:54,640
where you took that from that thumbnail

1176
01:01:59,029 --> 01:01:56,400
stupid artist

1177
01:02:01,589 --> 01:01:59,039
british artist sending this guy money he

1178
01:02:04,230 --> 01:02:01,599
is so didn't your dad get you your job

1179
01:02:05,029 --> 01:02:04,240
yeah yeah all right he got me my job he

1180
01:02:06,549 --> 01:02:05,039
did

1181
01:02:08,950 --> 01:02:06,559
all right

1182
01:02:12,309 --> 01:02:08,960
we got a few more of them

1183
01:02:15,270 --> 01:02:12,319
all right sweet caroline

1184
01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:15,280
she looks like a pretty one she does

1185
01:02:21,829 --> 01:02:18,240
you want to come home and meet me wife

1186
01:02:24,069 --> 01:02:21,839
have a little fun no all right

1187
01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:24,079
says thanks for guest hosting tonight

1188
01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:26,960
nick nope aka mr poop according to the

1189
01:02:31,109 --> 01:02:28,160
live chat

1190
01:02:33,430 --> 01:02:31,119
check paypal too i will all right i said

1191
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:33,440
i'm gonna do it caroline what you like

1192
01:02:38,390 --> 01:02:35,760
somebody's wife always nagging

1193
01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:38,400
right i'm gonna do it all right i'll do

1194
01:02:41,589 --> 01:02:39,280
it

1195
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:41,599
after we read the super chat so i'll go

1196
01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:42,880
and check

1197
01:02:46,549 --> 01:02:45,039
all right i'll

1198
01:02:48,789 --> 01:02:46,559
they're telling me to just listen to

1199
01:02:50,950 --> 01:02:48,799
this nice sweet caroline lady because

1200
01:02:51,990 --> 01:02:50,960
she's a member and i gotta be nice to

1201
01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:52,000
her

1202
01:02:56,390 --> 01:02:54,720
all right then i'll be nice all right

1203
01:02:58,870 --> 01:02:56,400
i'll be nice

1204
01:03:01,109 --> 01:02:58,880
i can be nice

1205
01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:01,119
especially in my pleasure room sweet

1206
01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:03,760
sweet caroline oh you would love it

1207
01:03:07,589 --> 01:03:05,680
you'd love it i've got some feathers

1208
01:03:10,549 --> 01:03:07,599
some new ones right

1209
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:10,559
and satin sheets

1210
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:12,160
and whipped cream you gotta have the

1211
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:14,000
whipped cream all right

1212
01:03:18,309 --> 01:03:15,839
it ain't no pleasure room without the

1213
01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:18,319
whipped cream

1214
01:03:21,910 --> 01:03:19,839
all right

1215
01:03:25,349 --> 01:03:21,920
polar bear

1216
01:03:27,109 --> 01:03:25,359
with a kind and generous ten dollar

1217
01:03:29,190 --> 01:03:27,119
super chat

1218
01:03:32,230 --> 01:03:29,200
says thanks i haven't lived like this in

1219
01:03:34,789 --> 01:03:32,240
a long time i needed that well i'm glad

1220
01:03:36,630 --> 01:03:34,799
that my pain is your fun

1221
01:03:39,029 --> 01:03:36,640
right and ain't no fun coming here and

1222
01:03:41,430 --> 01:03:39,039
failing the lie detector test

1223
01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:41,440
administered by this nazi guy that

1224
01:03:46,230 --> 01:03:43,280
stinking being got

1225
01:03:47,109 --> 01:03:46,240
guy looks like isn't yeah are you a nazi

1226
01:03:50,069 --> 01:03:47,119
no

1227
01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:50,079
you look like one

1228
01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:53,280
stupid lie detector guy it ain't no fun

1229
01:03:57,990 --> 01:03:56,160
polar bear coming here and uh failing

1230
01:04:00,950 --> 01:03:58,000
the lie detector test because apparently

1231
01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:00,960
i lied nine out of ten times and i

1232
01:04:04,950 --> 01:04:03,119
failed the test

1233
01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:04,960
what can i say

1234
01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:07,839
i did my best so all you could do is do

1235
01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:09,359
do your best

1236
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:11,520
our warrior calling degeneres five

1237
01:04:17,190 --> 01:04:13,760
dollar super chat and he says thank you

1238
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:17,200
mr poop i'm glad you passed that test on

1239
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:19,760
the way by yeah buy me books i need the

1240
01:04:24,950 --> 01:04:22,640
money all right especially now because

1241
01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:24,960
the whole story is coming crashing down

1242
01:04:28,630 --> 01:04:27,680
thanks to people like this steve campion

1243
01:04:31,029 --> 01:04:28,640
and other

1244
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:31,039
slackers and american people with your

1245
01:04:34,789 --> 01:04:33,760
facts and your evidence i told you all

1246
01:04:37,829 --> 01:04:34,799
y'all

1247
01:04:41,029 --> 01:04:37,839
all of you people or just be happy that

1248
01:04:43,430 --> 01:04:41,039
you got a british ufo guy over here now

1249
01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:43,440
all right

1250
01:04:49,829 --> 01:04:45,200
ain't easy

1251
01:04:52,829 --> 01:04:49,839
gotta drink a lot of tea you need a lot

1252
01:04:56,069 --> 01:04:52,839
of crumpets and [\h__\h]

1253
01:04:58,069 --> 01:04:56,079
right and fish and chips

1254
01:05:00,630 --> 01:04:58,079
gotta stay british so i gotta eat me

1255
01:05:03,190 --> 01:05:00,640
fish and chips i do

1256
01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:03,200
all right i think we've been yeah well i

1257
01:05:08,150 --> 01:05:05,760
want to thank all of you people

1258
01:05:11,589 --> 01:05:08,160
that we're very kind and very generous

1259
01:05:12,549 --> 01:05:11,599
and remind you that you can also

1260
01:05:14,789 --> 01:05:12,559
uh

1261
01:05:17,190 --> 01:05:14,799
become a patreon support for as little

1262
01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:17,200
as a dollar a month and for example

1263
01:05:21,270 --> 01:05:19,920
there was a screen test earlier of me

1264
01:05:23,829 --> 01:05:21,280
nick nope

1265
01:05:26,069 --> 01:05:23,839
and uh the little bit of extra goodies

1266
01:05:28,150 --> 01:05:26,079
they all go on the patreon for as little

1267
01:05:30,549 --> 01:05:28,160
as a dollar a month and then you can

1268
01:05:31,829 --> 01:05:30,559
become a channel remember for five it's

1269
01:05:33,670 --> 01:05:31,839
a fiver

1270
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:33,680
and then you get all the patreon

1271
01:05:37,510 --> 01:05:35,760
benefits plus you got a member badge and

1272
01:05:41,670 --> 01:05:37,520
some other things on

1273
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:41,680
youtube and priority reply and priority

1274
01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:42,720
uh

1275
01:05:45,510 --> 01:05:44,640
stuff in the chat i don't know what it's

1276
01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:45,520
about

1277
01:05:51,029 --> 01:05:47,680
i'm not a youtube guy

1278
01:05:51,829 --> 01:05:51,039
i i'm a media personality that's what me

1279
01:05:53,109 --> 01:05:51,839
is

1280
01:05:59,109 --> 01:05:53,119
all right

1281
01:06:02,150 --> 01:05:59,119
over to this uh patreon and check on in

1282
01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:02,160
there and if we got all we do got this

1283
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:04,880
is a sweet caroline and we got somebody

1284
01:06:16,789 --> 01:06:12,230
let's try and read it why ain't it

1285
01:06:22,069 --> 01:06:18,630
well there we go we've got a nice

1286
01:06:23,990 --> 01:06:22,079
message from vanicor in chat with kylian

1287
01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:24,000
general's five dollar

1288
01:06:28,470 --> 01:06:25,920
paypal pledge

1289
01:06:30,549 --> 01:06:28,480
and he says vanicorn chat here i don't

1290
01:06:33,109 --> 01:06:30,559
need you to read any message on air we

1291
01:06:34,789 --> 01:06:33,119
read all the messages we do

1292
01:06:37,109 --> 01:06:34,799
but i want to say thanks for getting me

1293
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:37,119
off the lynda molten howe train and the

1294
01:06:41,349 --> 01:06:39,839
hilarious show on that jonathan reed guy

1295
01:06:44,549 --> 01:06:41,359
last night

1296
01:06:46,390 --> 01:06:44,559
i was a little morton howe fan for ages

1297
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:46,400
until recently and i couldn't take it

1298
01:06:51,190 --> 01:06:48,640
anymore when i saw her completely ignore

1299
01:06:53,349 --> 01:06:51,200
how the images she and her buddy her

1300
01:06:56,069 --> 01:06:53,359
friend buddy said were aliens were

1301
01:06:58,870 --> 01:06:56,079
proven to be fakes

1302
01:07:01,190 --> 01:06:58,880
and then dumb down on buddy i found your

1303
01:07:04,549 --> 01:07:01,200
show in the comments of her show and

1304
01:07:08,069 --> 01:07:04,559
obviously i can't go back i appreciate

1305
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:08,079
your honesty and your research validcore

1306
01:07:12,789 --> 01:07:10,000
well good for you

1307
01:07:15,190 --> 01:07:12,799
and we're glad we're waking uh this guy

1308
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:15,200
from this guy two seekers is waking

1309
01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:16,880
people up one

1310
01:07:21,990 --> 01:07:19,520
one person at a time

1311
01:07:24,309 --> 01:07:22,000
and i don't know what's going to happen

1312
01:07:26,870 --> 01:07:24,319
you know if he keeps giving people the

1313
01:07:29,270 --> 01:07:26,880
truth we're going to have no ufo stories

1314
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:29,280
left because most of them are lies

1315
01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:31,760
not supposed to tell you that but i'm

1316
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:33,520
i'm not getting hooked up to no lie

1317
01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:35,520
detector anymore i'm going to start tell

1318
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:38,400
i'm turning over a new leaf i am yeah

1319
01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:39,760
i'm going to start telling the truth

1320
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:43,680
about things going forward

1321
01:07:48,549 --> 01:07:45,280
unless there's money involved and then

1322
01:07:49,510 --> 01:07:48,559
i'll keep lying yeah all right

1323
01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:49,520
and then

1324
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:51,920
we got another one over here we gotta

1325
01:07:59,670 --> 01:07:55,119
find it right i gotta find it

1326
01:08:01,990 --> 01:07:59,680
right yeah yes i does gotta find it

1327
01:08:05,670 --> 01:08:02,000
and now we got one uh from uh this is

1328
01:08:09,109 --> 01:08:05,680
from their sweet caroline

1329
01:08:11,430 --> 01:08:09,119
uh all right and she says

1330
01:08:12,789 --> 01:08:11,440
hey stephen you've been working so hard

1331
01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:12,799
on your channel and i love everything

1332
01:08:17,749 --> 01:08:16,000
you're doing lately i'm proud of you

1333
01:08:19,590 --> 01:08:17,759
laugh out loud

1334
01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:19,600
your favorite channel member sweet

1335
01:08:25,829 --> 01:08:21,759
caroline what a sweet thing to say about

1336
01:08:29,590 --> 01:08:25,839
that wanker you know he's a wanker right

1337
01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:29,600
stephen kevin is a wanker all right

1338
01:08:34,550 --> 01:08:32,400
he ain't no uh good show host the show's

1339
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:34,560
kind of shitty really you know to be

1340
01:08:39,510 --> 01:08:37,120
honest it is it is

1341
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:39,520
look you can listen to other shows

1342
01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:41,920
like that rambling rich guy and he says

1343
01:08:46,749 --> 01:08:44,000
thief can be in show socks and by the

1344
01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:46,759
way he just said that uh

1345
01:08:52,789 --> 01:08:50,239
unidentified as thor show sucks so i

1346
01:08:54,149 --> 01:08:52,799
says it's so steve can be and says that

1347
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:54,159
show sucks

1348
01:08:58,149 --> 01:08:56,640
as well yeah there's a lot of shitty

1349
01:09:00,550 --> 01:08:58,159
shows out there

1350
01:09:03,110 --> 01:09:00,560
he ain't doing that good sweet caroline

1351
01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:03,120
i don't i do not think he's doing that

1352
01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:05,359
good here this

1353
01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:08,480
stupid truth seeker you want the truth

1354
01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:10,640
the truth is boring

1355
01:09:15,829 --> 01:09:13,920
it's boring friends it's all boring

1356
01:09:17,510 --> 01:09:15,839
the truth is very very boring you don't

1357
01:09:19,749 --> 01:09:17,520
want no truth

1358
01:09:22,550 --> 01:09:19,759
you know what you want you want dino

1359
01:09:25,669 --> 01:09:22,560
beavers don't you the werewolves and

1360
01:09:29,030 --> 01:09:25,679
ghosts and goblins and demons and [\h__\h]

1361
01:09:31,829 --> 01:09:29,040
and intergalactic space lords

1362
01:09:34,309 --> 01:09:31,839
that's exciting it's all lies but you

1363
01:09:38,390 --> 01:09:34,319
know it's exciting nobody wants the

1364
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:38,400
truth the truth is boring boring

1365
01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:44,550
complicated with coin degenerace what

1366
01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:47,600
the hell is that it's 1790 whatever it

1367
01:09:51,349 --> 01:09:48,560
is

1368
01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:51,359
uh he says mr nick sir please take my

1369
01:09:57,910 --> 01:09:54,560
ufo dollars i will hey

1370
01:09:59,910 --> 01:09:57,920
he said i get to keep them 1790 you

1371
01:10:03,990 --> 01:09:59,920
better give me a better check

1372
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:04,000
all right thank you mr conflict yeah

1373
01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:05,920
yeah he said i get to kill do you think

1374
01:10:10,709 --> 01:10:08,480
ufology is rubbish yeah yeah it's all

1375
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:10,719
fake it's all fake

1376
01:10:16,229 --> 01:10:13,920
well most of it 99 of it is fake you

1377
01:10:19,189 --> 01:10:16,239
know how you know it's fake if people

1378
01:10:21,510 --> 01:10:19,199
want money from you for information it's

1379
01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:21,520
probably not good information probably

1380
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:22,560
rubbish

1381
01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:23,520
yeah

1382
01:10:31,189 --> 01:10:28,880
something there mr complies there yes i

1383
01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:31,199
believe that you are correct sir it is

1384
01:10:36,550 --> 01:10:34,239
rubbish yes most of it yeah

1385
01:10:37,350 --> 01:10:36,560
like me running the british ufo program

1386
01:10:41,189 --> 01:10:37,360
that

1387
01:10:43,189 --> 01:10:41,199
rubbish yeah

1388
01:10:45,990 --> 01:10:43,199
me investigating crop circles total

1389
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:46,000
rubbish alien abductions i investigated

1390
01:10:51,350 --> 01:10:48,000
for the british government oh that was

1391
01:10:54,470 --> 01:10:51,360
total rubbish garbage fake haha it was

1392
01:10:56,630 --> 01:10:54,480
fake but i made a lot of money didn't i

1393
01:10:59,110 --> 01:10:56,640
didn't i and that's the important part

1394
01:11:01,350 --> 01:10:59,120
in it in it in that

1395
01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:01,360
the most important part is to complete

1396
01:11:06,149 --> 01:11:04,480
zed is that i make some money i i really

1397
01:11:09,110 --> 01:11:06,159
do not care

1398
01:11:12,550 --> 01:11:09,120
if if it's fake or rubbish as long as i

1399
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:12,560
make them ufo bucks i'm here for the ufo

1400
01:11:15,590 --> 01:11:13,840
box

1401
01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:15,600
and

1402
01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:18,320
i don't care if i fail a lie detector

1403
01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:21,280
test or if i get caught fitting a lot

1404
01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:24,080
i still make some money because stupid

1405
01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:27,440
media outlets or dumb enough uh to still

1406
01:11:31,270 --> 01:11:28,719
hire me

1407
01:11:34,070 --> 01:11:31,280
a fake british ufo

1408
01:11:37,110 --> 01:11:34,080
program director for a british ufo

1409
01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:37,120
program that never actually really

1410
01:11:43,189 --> 01:11:40,400
existed it's a great business i love it

1411
01:11:45,189 --> 01:11:43,199
i love it i can lie through my teeth

1412
01:11:47,910 --> 01:11:45,199
i lie through my teeth and tell them i

1413
01:11:50,550 --> 01:11:47,920
ran a program that i never actually ran

1414
01:11:53,110 --> 01:11:50,560
i tell them i investigate ufos and i

1415
01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:53,120
never actually investigated anything

1416
01:11:57,590 --> 01:11:55,360
anything really

1417
01:12:00,870 --> 01:11:57,600
it's great business in it

1418
01:12:03,270 --> 01:12:00,880
and then i tell them these lies i do and

1419
01:12:05,830 --> 01:12:03,280
then they give me money that does it's

1420
01:12:06,870 --> 01:12:05,840
awesome i love it

1421
01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:06,880
all right

1422
01:12:12,709 --> 01:12:07,600
so

1423
01:12:15,430 --> 01:12:12,719
there is a bit of a time uh constraint

1424
01:12:18,149 --> 01:12:15,440
when we do these sort of shows

1425
01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:18,159
now i hear mr steve and camping is

1426
01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:20,320
working on digital filters and a way to

1427
01:12:26,070 --> 01:12:23,600
do this in total comfort but until then

1428
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:26,080
he's doing it the old-school way and

1429
01:12:31,669 --> 01:12:27,920
that means that things can get a little

1430
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:31,679
bit hot under the collar it can yeah

1431
01:12:35,830 --> 01:12:33,760
so we're going to have to wrap things up

1432
01:12:38,149 --> 01:12:35,840
shortly but i want to thank each and

1433
01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:38,159
every one of you ufo dorks

1434
01:12:44,630 --> 01:12:41,199
and ufo losers for joining us to witness

1435
01:12:47,590 --> 01:12:44,640
me passing the lie detector test right

1436
01:12:49,189 --> 01:12:47,600
i'm so glad that you could all be here

1437
01:12:50,630 --> 01:12:49,199
to witness

1438
01:12:52,950 --> 01:12:50,640
me

1439
01:12:55,110 --> 01:12:52,960
passing i told you i wasn't a liar right

1440
01:13:02,229 --> 01:12:55,120
if you're joining us late i passed the

1441
01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:04,310
i almost got away with it if not for

1442
01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:07,120
this guy over here pushing buttons all

1443
01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:09,360
right all right all right i failed the

1444
01:13:15,189 --> 01:13:12,480
lie detector all right i lied about most

1445
01:13:17,270 --> 01:13:15,199
of my background and make some ufo money

1446
01:13:19,669 --> 01:13:17,280
but you can't blame me there's a lot of

1447
01:13:23,510 --> 01:13:19,679
ufo dollars out there and i'm here to

1448
01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:23,520
grab every ufo dollar i can i will

1449
01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:25,520
yeah

1450
01:13:30,550 --> 01:13:28,560
all right well friends uh if there is

1451
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:30,560
any more questions or comments for me

1452
01:13:35,030 --> 01:13:32,719
please put them in the old caps like

1453
01:13:37,189 --> 01:13:35,040
this like this guy

1454
01:13:41,510 --> 01:13:37,199
or girl i'm not sure it's not a

1455
01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:41,520
gender-specific uh you know user id name

1456
01:13:46,709 --> 01:13:44,320
it says the watcher hello nick knope do

1457
01:13:50,229 --> 01:13:46,719
you think star trek is real great show

1458
01:13:53,270 --> 01:13:50,239
yeah it's a documentary so we star wars

1459
01:13:57,110 --> 01:13:53,280
right the star wars documentary

1460
01:13:59,350 --> 01:13:57,120
according to uh david wilcock who is the

1461
01:14:00,870 --> 01:13:59,360
world's greatest prophet he is

1462
01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:00,880
yeah

1463
01:14:03,510 --> 01:14:02,080
all right

1464
01:14:05,430 --> 01:14:03,520
what we're gonna do

1465
01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:05,440
any more questions or comments for me

1466
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:07,280
please put them in old capital letters

1467
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:09,280
otherwise i'm a little bit i'm starting

1468
01:14:13,669 --> 01:14:11,920
to melt here so i gotta get out of here

1469
01:14:16,630 --> 01:14:13,679
and we gotta wrap up the show we're

1470
01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:16,640
gonna this is gonna be a quick kind of

1471
01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:18,400
truth seeker show

1472
01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:20,719
you know sometimes that steve can be and

1473
01:14:24,950 --> 01:14:22,640
can ramble on with his facts and his

1474
01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:24,960
evidence and his and

1475
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:27,520
all this that stuff for hours and hours

1476
01:14:32,229 --> 01:14:29,280
on end right

1477
01:14:36,470 --> 01:14:32,239
it's boring he's boring the truth is

1478
01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:36,480
boring all right you know it's sexy lies

1479
01:14:41,189 --> 01:14:39,760
lies is sexy i like them lies

1480
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:41,199
it's so good

1481
01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:43,760
to be able to lie for a living and still

1482
01:14:49,430 --> 01:14:46,560
make money and it's amazing that i ain't

1483
01:14:52,630 --> 01:14:49,440
been arrested yet for consumer fraud

1484
01:14:55,430 --> 01:14:52,640
because people pay me based on the lie

1485
01:14:56,470 --> 01:14:55,440
that i ran the british ufo program that

1486
01:15:01,430 --> 01:14:56,480
i never

1487
01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:01,440
it's so funny that they let me make the

1488
01:15:07,189 --> 01:15:04,400
money like this i can't believe it i

1489
01:15:10,470 --> 01:15:07,199
can't believe they let me make all this

1490
01:15:13,590 --> 01:15:10,480
money when i never ran [\h__\h]

1491
01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:13,600
it's a great business i love it i love

1492
01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:16,640
it and i'm so pleased that my

1493
01:15:21,510 --> 01:15:19,360
uh appearance tonight will be part of

1494
01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:21,520
the first ever

1495
01:15:25,510 --> 01:15:23,920
honest ufo conference right we're going

1496
01:15:27,990 --> 01:15:25,520
to do an honest one we're going to tell

1497
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:28,000
people the truth for change at a ufo

1498
01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:29,040
conference

1499
01:15:33,189 --> 01:15:31,360
it's a true secret sponsored special

1500
01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:33,199
event it is

1501
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:35,520
it's called the first honest ufo

1502
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:37,840
conference and it will be coming soon

1503
01:15:43,270 --> 01:15:40,880
after this steve can be incomplete

1504
01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:43,280
i don't know what is it two more there's

1505
01:15:48,229 --> 01:15:45,440
two more guest hosts coming to two

1506
01:15:50,070 --> 01:15:48,239
seekers and then they're gonna glue all

1507
01:15:52,390 --> 01:15:50,080
glue it all together

1508
01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:52,400
i think that's spooky may help

1509
01:15:56,709 --> 01:15:55,440
she likes gluing videos

1510
01:15:59,669 --> 01:15:56,719
and then

1511
01:16:02,149 --> 01:15:59,679
there will be a two secret special event

1512
01:16:03,669 --> 01:16:02,159
that i will be a part of it will be

1513
01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:03,679
hosted

1514
01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:06,880
by everyone's favorite ufo

1515
01:16:10,630 --> 01:16:09,360
disinformation enabler

1516
01:16:12,630 --> 01:16:10,640
and peddler

1517
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:12,640
jimmy needs church

1518
01:16:17,830 --> 01:16:15,040
i've been on his show too and did you

1519
01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:17,840
know that jimmy he never asked me if i

1520
01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:20,640
actually did really run a ufo program

1521
01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:23,040
because he ain't written nothing it's

1522
01:16:29,990 --> 01:16:26,880
amazing we love this business yes

1523
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:30,000
spooky's here who would win corey or you

1524
01:16:34,070 --> 01:16:31,760
in a mud wrestle

1525
01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:34,080
well listen

1526
01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:36,000
that's a good question in it

1527
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:38,000
it is

1528
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:41,040
i believe that i would beat his ass yes

1529
01:16:45,910 --> 01:16:42,880
he's on too many drugs

1530
01:16:47,110 --> 01:16:45,920
and uh i'm vastly physically superior

1531
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:47,120
even though

1532
01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:48,480
some people

1533
01:16:55,270 --> 01:16:52,880
may say spooky that i look like the guy

1534
01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:55,280
that everyone beat up in high school i

1535
01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:56,400
do

1536
01:17:01,669 --> 01:16:58,480
but i would beat corey in a wrestling

1537
01:17:02,790 --> 01:17:01,679
match in mud or jello i prefer jello

1538
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:02,800
spooky

1539
01:17:08,229 --> 01:17:05,760
jello wrestling is much more civilized

1540
01:17:10,550 --> 01:17:08,239
and sexual

1541
01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:10,560
gotta love that sweet sweet jello

1542
01:17:17,189 --> 01:17:14,239
getting all over your naked body right i

1543
01:17:18,790 --> 01:17:17,199
love it all right

1544
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:18,800
it's a little bit

1545
01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:22,480
a little bit yes honest con 2022 that's

1546
01:17:25,669 --> 01:17:24,400
what we're gonna call it right something

1547
01:17:28,390 --> 01:17:25,679
like that

1548
01:17:30,709 --> 01:17:28,400
all right so

1549
01:17:33,030 --> 01:17:30,719
before we finish our broadcast i'm

1550
01:17:37,189 --> 01:17:33,040
supposed to remind you people listening

1551
01:17:41,830 --> 01:17:40,149
that you are missing have of the fun

1552
01:17:45,189 --> 01:17:41,840
here

1553
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:45,199
so go on over to youtube friends

1554
01:17:51,830 --> 01:17:47,840
and hit the search bar and put two

1555
01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:51,840
stickers one word in to the search bar

1556
01:17:59,510 --> 01:17:57,270
well what you gotta do what you gotta do

1557
01:18:02,149 --> 01:17:59,520
is smash the subscribe button and hit

1558
01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:02,159
that notification bell you do

1559
01:18:07,030 --> 01:18:04,480
and then you will know that all of the

1560
01:18:09,590 --> 01:18:07,040
truth seekers shows that are coming up

1561
01:18:12,870 --> 01:18:09,600
live and you can take part in the live

1562
01:18:14,550 --> 01:18:12,880
chat ask questions leave comments

1563
01:18:18,470 --> 01:18:14,560
interact with other

1564
01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:18,480
true seeking people imagine that

1565
01:18:24,070 --> 01:18:19,760
so

1566
01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:24,080
uh besides throwing money at this stupid

1567
01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:27,360
steve campion guy you can also help him

1568
01:18:32,070 --> 01:18:29,600
very much and one of the ways that you

1569
01:18:35,030 --> 01:18:32,080
can help is by taking this video and

1570
01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:35,040
copying the link to it put it on your

1571
01:18:40,630 --> 01:18:38,320
twitter that helps a lot put it on your

1572
01:18:43,350 --> 01:18:40,640
facebook yeah or

1573
01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:43,360
instagram or wherever that you can put a

1574
01:18:50,470 --> 01:18:44,640
video

1575
01:18:53,430 --> 01:18:50,480
and if you have not already please do

1576
01:18:54,950 --> 01:18:53,440
like comment subscribe and share these

1577
01:18:58,149 --> 01:18:54,960
videos

1578
01:19:00,709 --> 01:18:58,159
like and comment really does help to

1579
01:19:01,910 --> 01:19:00,719
raise in the search engines and more

1580
01:19:02,709 --> 01:19:01,920
people

1581
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:02,719
uh

1582
01:19:08,950 --> 01:19:05,600
more ufo talks like these people in the

1583
01:19:11,189 --> 01:19:08,960
live chat over here will be able to find

1584
01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:11,199
this true secret shell

1585
01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:12,080
so

1586
01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:13,360
yes

1587
01:19:17,189 --> 01:19:14,560
please do

1588
01:19:20,149 --> 01:19:17,199
be sure to help right

1589
01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:20,159
valico is here your buddy bolton has an

1590
01:19:24,149 --> 01:19:21,679
illustration of an underground strip

1591
01:19:26,390 --> 01:19:24,159
club at patterson air force base on his

1592
01:19:29,110 --> 01:19:26,400
twitter all his drawings he calls

1593
01:19:31,669 --> 01:19:29,120
incredible are yeah

1594
01:19:33,910 --> 01:19:31,679
that's the guy who uses crayons i

1595
01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:33,920
believe valacor i believe he uses

1596
01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:36,080
crayons when he does his remote viewing

1597
01:19:45,270 --> 01:19:37,760
things he does

1598
01:19:49,350 --> 01:19:47,590
spooky is working out teesprings and

1599
01:19:51,030 --> 01:19:49,360
that means it's going to be some true

1600
01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:51,040
secret shirts

1601
01:19:56,550 --> 01:19:54,080
imagine that isn't that that's amazing

1602
01:20:02,790 --> 01:19:56,560
in it spooky people will be wearing

1603
01:20:06,229 --> 01:20:04,709
well i'm all for people making some

1604
01:20:08,550 --> 01:20:06,239
money after all

1605
01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:08,560
after all i've made an awful lot of

1606
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:09,520
money

1607
01:20:14,229 --> 01:20:11,760
uh telling people that i ran a british

1608
01:20:16,470 --> 01:20:14,239
ufo program that i never actually ran

1609
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:16,480
it's awesome business

1610
01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:18,960
yes so everyone should make some money

1611
01:20:23,669 --> 01:20:20,639
this uh

1612
01:20:28,149 --> 01:20:26,229
some people find a problem with lying to

1613
01:20:31,189 --> 01:20:28,159
people and taking their money but i

1614
01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:31,199
don't care i love the money i rub it all

1615
01:20:37,510 --> 01:20:34,719
over me naked bomb in me let me chest

1616
01:20:39,910 --> 01:20:37,520
oh i just love to rub them ufo dollars

1617
01:20:42,870 --> 01:20:39,920
all over me nipples it makes me nipples

1618
01:20:45,030 --> 01:20:42,880
hard just thinking about all them ufo

1619
01:20:46,390 --> 01:20:45,040
dollars rubbing on me nipples

1620
01:20:48,950 --> 01:20:46,400
all right

1621
01:20:50,790 --> 01:20:48,960
that's too personal i said i won't get

1622
01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:50,800
no more personal

1623
01:20:53,990 --> 01:20:52,320
so

1624
01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:54,000
we're gonna have to

1625
01:20:57,830 --> 01:20:56,719
wrap things up here friends yeah

1626
01:20:58,950 --> 01:20:57,840
all right

1627
01:21:01,110 --> 01:20:58,960
look

1628
01:21:03,590 --> 01:21:01,120
i gotta bounce on out of here i'm gonna

1629
01:21:05,830 --> 01:21:03,600
bounce on back to california

1630
01:21:08,550 --> 01:21:05,840
i'm gonna store him out of this [\h__\h]

1631
01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:08,560
show oh complicated

1632
01:21:12,950 --> 01:21:10,800
with cardiogenics five pounds there's

1633
01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:12,960
four books for spooky well thank you

1634
01:21:16,790 --> 01:21:15,520
very much why you gotta help him

1635
01:21:19,030 --> 01:21:16,800
pay that

1636
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:19,040
spooky to make more

1637
01:21:23,990 --> 01:21:22,080
to generate thumbnails and artwork and

1638
01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:24,000
things like that

1639
01:21:27,830 --> 01:21:25,360
fine

1640
01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:27,840
you helped that steve camden but i hope

1641
01:21:33,830 --> 01:21:30,960
he gets cancer in his butthole and dies

1642
01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:33,840
that's what i hope he's ruining the ufo

1643
01:21:38,229 --> 01:21:36,639
game for us grifters all right

1644
01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:38,239
and we don't like it you know how many

1645
01:21:42,629 --> 01:21:41,280
people don't like this steve campion

1646
01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:42,639
telling people

1647
01:21:48,229 --> 01:21:45,040
truth with facts and evidence and

1648
01:21:50,229 --> 01:21:48,239
showing people how fake all these ufo

1649
01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:50,239
celebrities are

1650
01:21:55,990 --> 01:21:53,280
we don't appreciate at all stephen it's

1651
01:21:57,189 --> 01:21:56,000
a terrible thing you're doing it all

1652
01:21:59,830 --> 01:21:57,199
right

1653
01:22:01,990 --> 01:21:59,840
well thank you cop lazu whatever the

1654
01:22:04,070 --> 01:22:02,000
hell your name is whatever

1655
01:22:05,669 --> 01:22:04,080
all right

1656
01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:05,679
so i have

1657
01:22:10,149 --> 01:22:07,520
graced this

1658
01:22:11,910 --> 01:22:10,159
stupid show with my presence all right

1659
01:22:14,149 --> 01:22:11,920
you got my check

1660
01:22:16,310 --> 01:22:14,159
you better get my check before i'm not

1661
01:22:17,990 --> 01:22:16,320
leaving until i get me check

1662
01:22:20,229 --> 01:22:18,000
all right

1663
01:22:22,870 --> 01:22:20,239
make sure it's right

1664
01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:22,880
and it better not bounce steve campbell

1665
01:22:28,149 --> 01:22:25,120
what makes sure i get paid for this

1666
01:22:30,229 --> 01:22:28,159
stupid show appearance all right

1667
01:22:32,870 --> 01:22:30,239
i ain't doing nothing unless i get paid

1668
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:32,880
did you know that for a while i was

1669
01:22:37,189 --> 01:22:34,960
selling people skype sessions telling

1670
01:22:39,350 --> 01:22:37,199
them that i was the former director of a

1671
01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:39,360
british ufo program

1672
01:22:46,470 --> 01:22:41,760
and i got lucky because i didn't get

1673
01:22:49,110 --> 01:22:46,480
arrested for consumer fraud for that

1674
01:22:50,950 --> 01:22:49,120
maybe i should have because after all i

1675
01:22:52,870 --> 01:22:50,960
did tell people

1676
01:22:54,790 --> 01:22:52,880
that was 50 dollars for a 10 minute

1677
01:22:55,669 --> 01:22:54,800
skype session or something like this

1678
01:22:57,350 --> 01:22:55,679
right

1679
01:23:00,629 --> 01:22:57,360
and then

1680
01:23:03,430 --> 01:23:00,639
i said i was the former director of a

1681
01:23:06,229 --> 01:23:03,440
british ufo program but

1682
01:23:07,990 --> 01:23:06,239
can be proven i i suppose with some

1683
01:23:10,149 --> 01:23:08,000
facts and some evidence and some

1684
01:23:12,229 --> 01:23:10,159
paperwork from the british mod that i

1685
01:23:14,870 --> 01:23:12,239
never actually ran [\h__\h]

1686
01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:14,880
and i never investigated anything

1687
01:23:20,070 --> 01:23:17,760
all me all i did there is pick up the

1688
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:20,080
phone and then i forwarded the messages

1689
01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:21,840
all right but i forwarded them messages

1690
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:23,600
better than anyone all right i was a

1691
01:23:28,390 --> 01:23:25,760
great secretary

1692
01:23:29,510 --> 01:23:28,400
and i don't care what any of you ufo

1693
01:23:31,510 --> 01:23:29,520
talks

1694
01:23:33,669 --> 01:23:31,520
losers have to say

1695
01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:33,679
anymore all right

1696
01:23:35,990 --> 01:23:34,719
all right

1697
01:23:39,110 --> 01:23:36,000
so uh

1698
01:23:42,390 --> 01:23:39,120
we friends uh i have had enough of this

1699
01:23:43,270 --> 01:23:42,400
stupid show and you stupid people all

1700
01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:43,280
right

1701
01:23:49,030 --> 01:23:45,840
bunch of stupid people

1702
01:23:50,310 --> 01:23:49,040
a bunch of ufo truth or dark

1703
01:23:52,790 --> 01:23:50,320
people why

1704
01:23:54,950 --> 01:23:52,800
why do you people not just accept the

1705
01:23:58,070 --> 01:23:54,960
lies right they're pretty those are

1706
01:24:00,790 --> 01:23:58,080
pretty pretty lies all right you people

1707
01:24:03,350 --> 01:24:00,800
want the truth the truth is so boring

1708
01:24:06,390 --> 01:24:03,360
it's so boring just sitting at a desk

1709
01:24:08,870 --> 01:24:06,400
and answering the phone all day

1710
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:08,880
all right maybe i just create a fantasy

1711
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:11,520
for myself and maybe that's okay

1712
01:24:16,070 --> 01:24:13,600
i suppose the problem came when i

1713
01:24:17,110 --> 01:24:16,080
started defrauding the public and taking

1714
01:24:20,790 --> 01:24:17,120
money

1715
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:20,800
for my fantasy that i have created

1716
01:24:24,790 --> 01:24:22,239
but

1717
01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:24,800
stephen campbean told me earlier that

1718
01:24:29,590 --> 01:24:27,040
he's going to take me to church

1719
01:24:32,149 --> 01:24:29,600
and he's going to pray

1720
01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:32,159
that i start lying to people for a

1721
01:24:36,390 --> 01:24:34,480
living and that i find some honest way

1722
01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:36,400
to make a living instead of

1723
01:24:41,270 --> 01:24:39,040
defrauding the public with

1724
01:24:42,830 --> 01:24:41,280
fake stories of the background that i

1725
01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:42,840
don't obviously

1726
01:24:49,110 --> 01:24:46,000
have that's very nice of him steve

1727
01:24:50,470 --> 01:24:49,120
gambian is willing to forgive me are you

1728
01:24:51,830 --> 01:24:50,480
let us know what you think in the

1729
01:24:54,310 --> 01:24:51,840
comments

1730
01:24:58,950 --> 01:24:56,149
i be forgiven

1731
01:25:01,510 --> 01:24:58,960
for telling a few fibs all right i

1732
01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:01,520
failed look i failed the lie detector

1733
01:25:06,229 --> 01:25:03,840
test but i only lied nine out of ten

1734
01:25:09,110 --> 01:25:06,239
times that's pretty good once i told the

1735
01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:09,120
truth i did and that was about the ufo

1736
01:25:15,189 --> 01:25:12,639
money i wanted them ufo dollars i did

1737
01:25:18,950 --> 01:25:15,199
and yeah i'm only here for the ufo i

1738
01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:18,960
don't care about the truth friends no

1739
01:25:24,149 --> 01:25:21,360
i only care about the money

1740
01:25:26,709 --> 01:25:24,159
told the truth on that one i did

1741
01:25:29,430 --> 01:25:26,719
what else can i say

1742
01:25:32,070 --> 01:25:29,440
well listen friends

1743
01:25:33,990 --> 01:25:32,080
i have enjoyed my time here

1744
01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:34,000
slumming it

1745
01:25:36,629 --> 01:25:35,040
on this

1746
01:25:39,030 --> 01:25:36,639
crappy show

1747
01:25:40,709 --> 01:25:39,040
run usually by steve and camby and by

1748
01:25:43,189 --> 01:25:40,719
the way he'll be back tomorrow night but

1749
01:25:45,030 --> 01:25:43,199
maybe not until 10 p.m because he's got

1750
01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:45,040
to drive to some cabin in the middle of

1751
01:25:51,830 --> 01:25:47,600
the woods somewhere out here

1752
01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:51,840
hope that cabin burns down i do

1753
01:25:56,790 --> 01:25:54,560
all right all right i'll stop being mean

1754
01:25:59,510 --> 01:25:56,800
there's people on the sides here tell me

1755
01:26:01,910 --> 01:25:59,520
to be nice to mr camby and after all

1756
01:26:04,709 --> 01:26:01,920
he did arrange this slide detector test

1757
01:26:07,590 --> 01:26:04,719
which i failed but i am getting a check

1758
01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:07,600
there's always a plus side friends oh

1759
01:26:14,629 --> 01:26:10,719
there's still ufo dollars to be made so

1760
01:26:17,910 --> 01:26:14,639
i gotta go find uh new people to lie to

1761
01:26:20,229 --> 01:26:17,920
i mean uh to tell some stories too

1762
01:26:22,470 --> 01:26:20,239
so that i can make small

1763
01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:22,480
ufo dollars so

1764
01:26:25,830 --> 01:26:24,320
that's all we got for you is tonight

1765
01:26:28,470 --> 01:26:25,840
friends

1766
01:26:29,830 --> 01:26:28,480
until next time my name is nick knope

1767
01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:29,840
reminding you

1768
01:26:36,070 --> 01:26:33,120
that the truth is ugly but still my

1769
01:26:42,010 --> 01:26:36,080
friends is always worth having good

1770
01:27:25,990 --> 01:27:24,149
[Music]

1771
01:28:00,980 --> 01:27:26,000
so

1772
01:28:02,650 --> 01:28:00,990
[Music]

1773
01:28:04,870 --> 01:28:02,660
[Applause]

1774
01:28:05,930 --> 01:28:04,880
[Music]

1775
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:05,940
so

1776
01:29:22,790 --> 01:29:10,590
[Music]

1777
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:27,110
um

1778
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:36,150
so

1779
01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:15,270
[Music]

1780
01:31:28,430 --> 01:30:54,450
[Applause]